C.S. Lewis nev­er joined an online pro­fes­sion­al net­work. Nei­ther did his infa­mous demon, Screw­tape. But if Screw­tape had, do you think his C.V. or Dri­v­el­bane’s would have been more nefar­i­ous?

Dri­v­el­bane, Senior Tempter and Patient Spe­cial­ist, has been qui­et­ly work­ing in the lives of exhaust­ed spe­cial needs par­ents longer than any of us would like to admit. His qual­i­fi­ca­tions are impres­sive. His ref­er­ences are glow­ing. And he’d very much pre­fer you nev­er read this.

The worst thing that can hap­pen to Dri­v­el­bane and his min­ions is that you see the tac­tics and real­ized what is com­ing.

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If you are curi­ous what he might be up to in your life, you may wish to con­sid­er tak­ing the self-assess­ment and sit­ting with the guid­ed reflec­tion. (No jok­ing. This assess­ment is worth it, but not easy.)

If you pre­fer to learn more about how and why Dri­v­el­bane came about, check out this post.

If you sim­ply found this amus­ing, would you kind­ly pass it along to a friend or col­league?